February 2012
4 posts
“I’ve seen him blossom from an idiot into an imbecile.”
– Ricky Gervais on Karl Pilkington,The Ricky Gervais Show S01E01 (via mamas-kumquat)
January 2012
7 posts
“I’ve always wanted to kick a duck on the arse…”
– Karl Pilkington on what he’d do if he knew the world would end tomorrow (via karlpilkington-quotes)
“Look, Steve, you know I’m not havin’ a go but…”
– Karl Pilkington when shit is about to go down. (via bekn)
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December 2011
31 posts
“If it isn’t a pack of biscuits, I won’t finish it.”
– Karl Pilkington (‘An Idiot Abroad’)
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“When someone goes “How are you?” You go, “I’m fed up,...”
– Karl Pilkington
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“When I was younger I remember once I went to bed and I was so happy that I...”
– Karl Pilkington (via cotard-delusion)
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Awkward...
When I forget I’m not logged onto my personal blog and post a video of two gay guys finding out they’re going to be grandpas…
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“He’s always maintained he’s not interested in children of his own and says that...”
– Karl Pilkington on An Idiot Abroad 2: interview
“I liked him instantly, as he wasn’t impressed by who I was. I think the first...”
– Ricky Gervais. (via fuckyeahrickystevekarl)
“Suzanne’s always saying she’d like to hear tiny feet running ‘round the flat. I...”
– Karl Pilkington. (via fuckyeahrickystevekarl)
“You’ve got to have levels of annoyance, haven’t you, otherwise you...”
– Karl Pilkington
November 2011
52 posts
1 tag
“No matter what language you speak, everyone is interested in seeing the man...”
– Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington Christmas number one campaign... →
A campaign has been launched to get Karl Pilkington to the Christmas number one spot next month. Pilkington recorded a version of ‘Ain’t No Pleasing You’ with Chas & Dave in the final episode of An Idiot Abroad, as it was something he wanted to achieve for his ‘bucket list’.
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“My dad went round his mate’s who was a transvestite once…monkey...”
– Karl Pilkington
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